Curse

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · Feb 03, 2008, 06:34 AM // 06:34

Jeff: No, I don't even know who you are. Who are you and what the hell are you doing here?

Gaile: I think this person could use some revision. The crowd doesn't seem really appealed to Jesse. I'll talk this out with the devs.. *Gaile walks out of room*

Izzy: This person needs a nerf. I have an idea. Jesse will now--

Jeff: *points at the closet that has something loud and noisy inside* Izzy, the charr. Stop it.

Kyrein · Feb 03, 2008, 06:47 AM // 06:47

Izzy: come on, just a little nerf?

Jeff: Izzy, you don't know the meaning of "little nerf", last time you did a "little nerf" we had flamers everywhere!...........oh wait that's just like every day.........

Fril Estelin · Feb 03, 2008, 09:18 AM // 09:18

Jeff Strain: Ok, I declare that from now no, no one is allowed to use the words "nerf" during this meeting. *makes a very serious and intimidating face* Failure to comply with this policy will have very serious consequences!

Kyrein · Feb 03, 2008, 10:53 AM // 10:53

Izzy: i will just nerf the consequences...... you cannot beat the nerfbat, the nerfbat beats you!

Fril Estelin · Feb 03, 2008, 11:12 AM // 11:12

Jeff Strain: Izzy, out of this room! *bouncers throw Izzy out of the room* Now back to the agenda.

Kyrein · Feb 03, 2008, 11:22 AM // 11:22

Izzy: *whacks the bouncers with the nerfbat* i aint leaving!!!

(we have completely screwed this thread havent we?)

netniwk · Feb 03, 2008, 12:14 PM // 12:14

Jeff strain:*cocks shotgun*
Izzy: ok,ok *leaves room*
Jeff strain:the subject is now the Asuras.

Shadow Kurd · Feb 03, 2008, 01:59 PM // 13:59

this thread is now officially dead tnx to QQ'ers

Fril Estelin · Feb 03, 2008, 02:18 PM // 14:18

James Phinney: Hey guys, I'm wondering whether someone put something in my coffee because I think I heard voices mentioning a "thread" and "QQ'ers"! Is anyone hearing voices too?

*all looks turn to James with an air of bewilderment*

pamelf · Feb 03, 2008, 04:18 PM // 16:18

Gaile: QQ'ers?!? Where?? *looks around wildly and hides behind her ironically life-sized model of her mini Ausran* Tell me when they're gone.

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · Feb 03, 2008, 06:43 PM // 18:43

Jesse: Oh, no James, I just put laxatives in your coffee. I had to do something to make myself more known around here.

Izzy: *attempting to sneak into room unnoticed with his bat, muttering under his breath* Now I'll just nerf things around a little bit. Ursan Blessing can only be used by one person at a time. Not only that, but it sets your primary attribute to 0 and maximum energy to 40.

Jeff: Izzy?! Did I hear something even close to a useful nerf from you?!

Kyrein · Feb 03, 2008, 10:04 PM // 22:04

Izzy: HA! got you! as if i would ever do something as useful as that!

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · Feb 04, 2008, 12:54 AM // 00:54

Jeff: Figured as much. You'd probably "balance" Ursan Blessing so that it one-hit-kills anything, including Glint, Shiro, or anything else. You'd also probably give it +100 armor and +500 health.

Izzy: *scribbling down on a notepad* What was that last part?

Kyrein · Feb 04, 2008, 06:09 AM // 06:09

Jeff: Oh God, what have i done?

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · Feb 05, 2008, 03:23 AM // 03:23

Izzy: Only provided me with the final tool to be used in the destruction of anything resembling "balance" in GW. This new balance of mine will destroy PvE as we know it. Oh and be careful, I had an idea from a thread I saw a while ago to introduce a weekend of PvE skills being usable in PvP. *leaves room*

Kyrein · Feb 05, 2008, 05:58 AM // 05:58

Jeff: Oh crap........someone stop Izzy before our game gets completely broken.........

Zahr Dalsk · Feb 05, 2008, 06:02 AM // 06:02

Gaile: I'll get him! [Runs after Izzy.]

Izzy: [Smashes Run with the nerf-bat] Now lasts 1 second and causes complete exhaustion, has a 600 second cool-down. Good luck catching me.

Shadowmere · Feb 05, 2008, 06:57 AM // 06:57

Jeff: Quick! Get the emergency Izzy-nerf gun! He's gone mad with power!

Gaile: *gasps for breath* Hurry! Use jog! Run's been nerfed!

The entire rest of the dev. team: Stares at Jeff and Gaile in utter disbelief, several reach for cell phones to call the authorities to report that their bossess have gone insane.

Cale Roughstar · Feb 05, 2008, 10:22 PM // 22:22

Officer Dick: So, what seems to be the problem here folks?

Gaile: It's Izzy, he has gone MAD! mad I tell you! Aieeeeee! he is behind you!

Izzy: How can I help you officers?

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · Feb 06, 2008, 12:12 AM // 00:12

Officer Dick: (O.o)

Gaile: *still gasping for breath* Izzy.. Crazy.. Power-nerf.. Must bala-... *falls to floor and passes out*

Jeff: Oh god! Look what you did Izzy! You could've killed Gaile!

Izzy: Meh, a small price I was willing to pay. It may be needed for my next big nerf. *does a drum-roll* I plan on nerfing GW itself! It will now disconnect and automatically un-install on attempt to log in! Yes, it's almost complete. The final phase of my plan is in the works as we speak! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Mike: What the hell has happened here! I leave for all of two hours and come back to find a cracked-out Izzy attempting to nerf anything in sight, Gaile unconscious on the floor, and a Police Officer! How in the hell did all of this happen when I was out on a small break?!